"I don't give A-Dam"

Films: I, Frankenstein (2014)

Alias: Adam Frankenstein, the gargoyles (Queen Lenore, Gideon, Ophir, Keziah), the demons (Naberius (Charles Wessex), Helek, Dekar, Zuriel)

Type: Man-Made (Adam), Mystical (the rest)

Location: Civilized Area

Height/Weight: That of average humans.

Affiliation: Good (Adam, Gargoyles), Evil (the Demons)

Summary: It seems that whenever fantasy elements are mixed in with dark/dreary environments, wooden performances, and an inability to stop taking everything so seriously, you'd bet a box office bomb is bound to follow. Why should an overly Poe-faced tale of Frankenstein's monster and the battle between Heaven and Hell be any different?

History: For more than a couple centuries, the cobbled-together creation of Victor Frankenstein has wandered aimlessly across the world, condemned by his own deformities. But he's also aware that there's a war constantly trying to drag him in. One between gargoyles created by Archangel Michael himself, and the demons of Hell, lead by their vile prince Naberius. He wants nothing to do with it at all. But when Naberius unfolds a plot to use the research of Victor to create an army of soulless beings, Adam is compelled to take a stand and fight the demons, whether the gargoyles like his methods or not.

Notable Kills: See Final Fate.

Final Fate: During their climactic confrontation, Naberius seems to have the upper hand, but then it's revealed that Adam won himself a soul after bravely saving a person. Our hero then carves the Gargoyle Order's symbol onto the archdemon, sending him away for good, and defeating his army. Now a direct destroyer of demons and having made nice with the gargoyles, Adam still travels the world, having accepted the name of Frankenstein.

Powers/Abilities: Most gargoyles, and Adam, are equipped with weapons bearing the Gargoyle Order's insignia on them. That way, they can banish foes to either Heaven or Hell. The demons have fire powers, and can possess people without souls.

Weakness: Each-other, holy weapons, anything conventional for Adam.

Scariness Factor: 3-Adam really isn't all that frightening. He's got a few stiches in uncomfortable spots, but he's otherwise a hunk, and is on the side of good. The gargoyles as well, though they're hampered by complete idiocy and some finnicky effects. As for the demons, they have a slight leg up, especially Naberius, who looks like bonafide ruler of Hell.

Trivia: -This film was originally meant to cross over with the "Underworld" franchise at some point. Fitting, considering how they're both joyless slogs involving warring monsters where the near-human outclasses them all.

-This film was actually based off a graphic novel by Kevin Grevioux, who played as Raze in the "Underworld" franchise. Again, we're seeing the connection here.


Image Gallery


Many decades later, he's tired of these types of movies cropping up.

And everything kinda nice.


A Weeping Angel?! RUN!
Behold the terror of Uncanny Valley! Kind of the point.


"Remember when I didn't know what verbs were? I miss those days."

Sugar...


What a horrifying monster, with his ripped physique, semi-okay face, and...c'mon, movie. TRY BETTER!

...spice...


Goliath, one of your own went rogue.

"Dammit...out of heart medication..."


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